Monday, July 29, 2013

BORNDAY vs BIRTHDAY


I’ve known a few people who’ve adopted the word “bornday” into their vocabulary, I always cringed. I recently heard a woman in the store use this “word” so confidently as if she was some sort of english savant whose literary skills have ascended us all… for me, this was the straw that broke the camel’s back

…here’s to you, random idiot woman…

“BORNDAY” - this is retarded (*Gasp!! The “R” word…pshhh, get over it)...I know a few people who retain this unnecessary train of thought and it's just way too excessive for NO reason....

…Now, for you hip hop savvy people who are aware of Nas’ use of born day in first line of the second verse of the track Life's A B*tch, i will address you with the following: Please stop, he’s a rapper, no need to look to him as a port of salvation in this already choppy sea of an argument. His purpose is to entertain, not speak correct english. (please note that Nas is one of my favorite rappers but wrong is wrong)…onward…

Birthday is used because the word birth can be used as a noun AND a verb. People who think like the idiot woman who stated the initial comment are under the impression that it is exclusively a verb (whether they know it or not). Born, however, is exclusively an adjective (describes words). Yes, born can be used as a verb (mostly in idioms); as a verb it's the past participle of the word bear (verb, as in to bear a child), but in every instance born is describing an action (adjective)....

When celebrating the day of one's birth the emphasis is on THE DAY. Day is a noun; pairing birth (noun tense) and day makes the perfect compound word birth + day. This compound noun word works grammatically in every instance in the english language. The imaginary, infamous "bornday" is incorrect because it fails grammatically. Bornday is not a thing because it's not a noun and it wouldn't be "bornday" it would be "born day" (two words, because one is an adj. and the other is a noun).  The reason BIRTHDAY works is because it's the day one was BIRTHED (v. past participle) into the world

....Side note, (for the clowns who argue, “but a mother gives birth and a child is born, so it's the child's born day", yes, i once heard a hair hat try to legitimize that nonsense   -_-   ) ---> a mother GIVES birth, it's not her birth, therefore if you want to refer to the birth as in being hers, since she is the mother, then it would be referred to as her gave-birth day. Not simply HER birthday because she gave birth (a noun), it wasn't hers, she gave it to her child. Therefore that thinking is just plain silly.....

Back to what i was saying - every use of the word birthday or birth stays within the same noun/verb relationship...born does not, born is a descriptive word, not a thing (noun) and therefore complicates english when trying to replace birthday as a thing (noun). If you would want to use born as a prefix for the means of celebrating ones birth you would always and only be referring to it as an adjective and in the past tense, which is wrong because even though the actual day when we all emerged from the womb was in fact in the past, the DAY we celebrate each year is in the present tense therefore requiring a noun...therefore BIRTHDAY is the appropriate word to use!!

p.s. thinking of birth in only a verb tense shows how selfish SOME (I said some) women can be (mainly hair hats), yes YOU gave birth but it was also THE birth of your child...people who speak this way are mindless…you’re not lyrically creative, you’re not trendy, you’re not cool, you’re not special… no reason to "take on the world" and challenge english because YOU do not understand nouns, verbs, and adjectives